10 Signs You've Definitely Met Your Soulmate
I'm so sick of this love-dovey bullshit about finding your soulmate and instantly connecting.
Really? Bitch please.
I believe in love as much as the next guy, but I support the kind of love that's raw and real, that takes work, that hurts and heals. Here are the 10 signs you should look for to know if the person you're dating could actually be the one.
1. He doesn't mind doing nothing with you
It's not just the talking that's important; it's the silence. If you can both sit comfortably in each other's presence without feeling the urge to make conversation, then y'all have something special.
2. He remembers your birthday
He doesn't need to know the exact time you were born. That's a bit creepy. But remembering your bday (and not just because Facebook reminded him), shows he cares and thinks about you. That's a good dude.
3. He'll complain about your favorite TV shows, but still watch them with you
You don't want some p*ssy who just rolls over and does what you say. Whipped isn't sexy. But if he verbalizes how much he hates your favorite show, and still sits down to watch it with you, he's worth walking down the aisle for.
4. Y'all fight
Not every minute of every day. But an occasional fight where you and your boyfriend duke it out really can help y'all grow. Some guys will just mindlessly agree with whatever you say. Grow a backbone, man! You deserve an opinionated guy who's willing to fight for what he believes in, and respects you fighting for what you believe in.
5. He knows your drink of choice
On a second date, if he doesn't remember my drink order, I ditch.
6. Kissing feels great
You know how you'll be kissing a guy and thinking, "Let's get on with the sex because this is stupid"? That man is not the man you marry. You need the man whose kisses make you think, "Holy f$@k! AFSDIJAFIODSHAOIH!!!!"
7. Sexual give-and-take
If a guy ever says, "I don't go down on girls," kick him in the face and throw him out.
8. You've farted in front of him...
...and he didn't judge you. I know it sounds gross, but if y'all are gonna be together forever, this will happen. May as well test it before you seal the deal.
9. You list each other your emergency contact
He's your person, and you're his person.
10. You can get turned on by each other in sweatpants
ULTIMATE COUPLE GOAL.
