Animals That Look Like They May Have Partied A Bit (Too) Hard Last Night
Hangovers suck, right?! There used to be a time I could drink cheap gin and feel fine the next morning. Sadly, those days are long gone. The morning after tends to be me waking up (hopefully in my own bed) and asking, "Am I dead?" Luckily, the answer up to this point has been "Nah man. You're just hungover AF." I know I'm not the only one who asks this. These animals are clearly with me!
You mean you don't drunkenly pass out with your ass up?
I don't know what the hell happened last night. I don't want to know.
All I want to do is bury myself inside myself and never see the light of day again!
Leave me the %@$* alone!
I'm in a precarious state, emotionally and physically, and I'm gonna be in this state for a while.
Can you please check my tongue? Did I kiss someone gross last night?
Please hold me stranger. Like Blanche DuBois, "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers" when hungover.
Why is the world still spinning?!
My head hurts. My chest hurts. My stomach hurts. My feet hurt.
Come back tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll be done vomming by then.
Please let me remember this feeling before deciding to take an 8th shot.
Why are you tryna kiss my ear?! Also, who the hell are you?!
I don't know where I am or how I ended up here. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it had something to do with last night...
