Awesome Woman Sues Trump For "Loss Of Enjoyment Of Life" & The Amount Of Money She Wants Is Perfect
Frankly, this lady speaks for all of us.
A Massachusetts woman has filed a lawsuit against President Trump, claiming that he’s caused significant “loss of enjoyment of life.”
There’s probably a lot of Americans who feel the same way, but Rossi Wade is the only woman actually trying to get paid for it.
“November 8, 2016, Donald J. Trump was elected as President of the United States,” her completely real lawsuit claims. “From June 16, 2015, until March 20, 2017, I have experienced loss of enjoyment of life, I have been tormented by the thought of him, as well as, sight and the sound of his voice frightens me, I am unable to sleep, focus or believe in a secure future for myself and daughter.”
This is 100% true and 200% hilarious. Rossi v. US Government, Trump is a real case that has officially gone to the U.S. District Court.
Rossi further claims that Trump has been giving her nightmares since 2015, forcing her to seek medical care. Then things got even worse when Betsy Devos was confirmed as the Education Secretary – since then, she can’t sleep more than an hour or two at night.
This is actually the 134th lawsuit filed against Trump since he took office a few months ago – turns out, people do stuff like this sort of often. But for comparison, Obama was only sued 26 times during his entire Presidency, and George W. Bush just 7 times.
What makes this case against Trump extra special, though, is the amount of money Rossi is demanding. The poor, distressed woman has asked for damages totaling *in your best Dr. Evil voice* One billllllion dollars!
Go get ‘em, girl.
