#BBHMM!! Woman Hits $8 Million Jackpot, Casino Says Machine Malfunctioned & Won't Pay Her!
"Bitch Better Have My Money" is playing while we're writing this one, y'all...

A woman is threatening to sue a casino in Washington if they don't give her $8 million now!
Veronica Castillo says she got lucky on a slot machine at Lucky Eagle Casino.
Well, her praise dance didn't last long. Seconds after winning, Castillo says the staff stole her $8 million joy. They claim the machine malfunctioned!
“They shut off the machine, took it away, printed out a ticket and gave me $80," she told KOIN news.
What?! We'd have a damn heart attack.

Turns out, the "Jurassic Riches" game's top prize is only $20,000. So, the casino's CEO says it's clear the machine went haywire.
But uh, that's not Castillo's fault. Think the casino should pay up and shut up?