Brad Pitt Now Accused of CHILD ABUSE! Child Services Investigating Physical and Verbal Assaults!

It’s good-news bad-news, really. Bad news: Brangelina is officially and tragically over. Good news: every married pair on Earth just moved up one spot on the Hottest Couple list.

But joking aside, the divorce filing by Angelina Jolie may have just taken a sinister turn. A source has told People that Brad Pitt is being investigated for child abuse after becoming ‘verbally abusive’ and ‘physical’ with one of their children on a private plane, just days before the divorce papers were turned in.

A report was filed with the LA County Department of Children and Family Services by an anonymous source who saw the incident on the tarmac of an airport. That same report claims Pitt had been drinking.

While the details are vague, the report accuses Pitt of being verbally and physically abusive to one of the children in front of Jolie and at least a few of the other children.

A separate source close to Pitt implies it’s all nonsense. “He takes the matter very seriously and says he did not commit any abuse of his children. It’s unfortunate that people involved are continuing to present him in the worst possible light.”

As of now, the LAPD is not investigating the matter. “LAPD is not handling any report or allegations into child abuse against Mr. Brad Pitt,” said a spokesperson for the department.

Interestingly, the alleged incident took place on September 14, the day before Jolie filed for divorce from Pitt. Whether or not this was the final straw for their relationship is speculation, but it is known that Pitt stayed in a hotel room that night.