Can You Believe These Celebs Have Hooked Up?!
Knowledge is power. The knowledge I'm about to bestow upon y'all is confounding to say the least. So I'm not sure what kind of power it'll deliver, but whatever it is, it'll be CRAZY! Ready? Below I present to you, the knowledge of these seemingly incomprehensible celebrity hookups.
1. Fergie & Justin Timberlake
Fergie admitted to Cosmopolitan:
"One my good friends was dating J.C. Chasez, and so we'd all hang out with *NSYNC. Justin and I would go out together and have fun and make out. We went to Hawaii together, but we were never serious."
WTF?! Is she what was tearin' up [Justin's] heart? Did he have to remind her that big girls don't cry? Fergie and JT?! Where did that love go? (Also, who was Fergie's friend that got hot and heavy with J.C.?)
2. Kim Kardashian and Nick Cannon
I mean, can you really blame Kim for moving on? Nick Cannon's fine, but she definitely traded up by marrying Kanye. The reason this couple broke up? A little sex tape you may have heard of (dare I say, may have seen):
"...she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact is she lied and told me that there was no tape." -Nick Cannon in an interview with Howard Stern
Let's hope Nick's telling the truth. Kim has a habit of keeping video evidence of every conversation and posting said evidence to Snapchat...
3. Edward Norton & Courtney Love
You read that right! Apparently, The Yale grad and "Fight Club" star, Edward Norton, dated the rocker slash tabloid trainwreck, Courtney Love. Props to Norton though. I can only imagine what Courtney Love loves in bed...
4. Tom Cruise & Cher
The actor/scientologist dated the diva/Twitter-warrior! Thank God Cher believes in life after love. I certainly wouldn't want my life/fame to end after dating Tom Cruise (looking at you Katie Holmes). The iconic singer did mention to Andy Cohen on "Watch What Happens: Live," that Tom Cruise certainly had the lovemaking ability of more than a few good men.
5. Sarah Jessica Parker & Robert Downey Jr.
You mean to tell me that the sweet and sassy Carrie Bradshaw dated the sardonic and arrogant Iron Man?! From 1984 to 1991, these two A-Listers were lovers. However, the love wasn't strong enough to break Downey Jr.'s addiction to drugs, which caused an end to the pair's relationship after 7 years. Let's hope that, in the wake of the breakup, SJP relied on the wise words of her iconic "Sex and the City" character:
"Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be."
6. Taylor Swift & [Insert male celebrity name here]
I kid...sort of...#SlightlyShady
