Chris Pratt & Jennifer Lawrence ROAST One Another In Must-See Interview!
They say that when a guy teases you, it probably means he likes you.
If that’s true, then Chris Pratt reallyyyy loves J-Law.
The Passengers stars sat down with BBC One to promote their upcoming film and, instead of a standard interview, the actors spent four straight minutes insulting one another.
The segment is called Playground Insults, and the entire point is for celebrities to jokingly rip into one another. It’s a regular gag – the one with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlburg is pretty legendary.
That said, the hosts of the show described Pratt and J-Law's face off as the “darkest” they’d ever seen.
The two superstars are by no means the most straight-faced performers on Earth – which is part of why we love them – and both can barely keep it together as the hits start coming.
“You are so falsely strong. If I was given a choice of you or your wife to protect me, I would choose Ana,” starts J-Law.
But then Pratt comes in the exactly what everyone’s always been thinking, “Why did they call it Joy?”
Some of the other highlights (most by Pratt) include:
“You are so stupid, that your 3-year old son has probably taught you everything you know.” – J-Law
“It’s such a shame to meet someone you thought you’d like.” –Pratt
“How does it feel, being in the stupidest Marvel movie?” –Pratt
“I recently told you that you act like Adele sings. I hate Adele.” –Pratt
“Where do you keep your Oscar?” –J-Law
It keeps going like this, brilliant and hysterical, for a few more minutes, until an absolutely devastating exchange at the end of the bit.
J-Law leads, “Before our sex scene, I took two Pepto-Bismol.”
And then Pratt wins everything in the world by saying, “During our sex scene, I felt your dick rubbing into me.”
Game set match!