Dick-Liner: The Worst Makeup Trend of Forever

You remember when you'd go to a frat party and the first dude to pass out would get a dick on his forehead? Well, for some reason, girls have started doing it to themselves, in the form of an expressive eyeliner look.

Yep. That's a dick on her eye. Oh, but girls aren't skimping out. They make sure that the balls highlight the tear ducts to really emphasize the shape of the eye and the grossness of having balls on your face.

One, this gives new meaning to pink eye. Two, does the penis on the left have little hairs growing out of it? Because the shaft should not have hair and now I am very worried about her past boyfriends.

The original artist just wanted to be creative and wasn't in anyway trying to mock the unusual looks of makeup artists. For some reason, a bunch of girls followed suit. Good Lord, if you can get a bunch of teens to line their eyes with dongs, you could probably get them to do anything.

This girls going for more cartoonish dildo look. And if you squint, the balls kind of look like a heart.

Also, are we meant to believe that the wangs are big enough to go from the duct, over the eye, and out to the wing. Because, if this drawing is to scale, that seems pretty impossible.

Finally, a look for when you're going to a nude disco orgy! She should see if her dude will put matching glitter on his own dick.

We really appreciate that this penis flows with the shape of her face so nicely. We don't love that she has a drawing of someone ejaculating near her eyeballs. Honestly, if her guy wants to drop a load on her face and she's not into it, she's sending very mixed signals.

Wow! You know what, I have to hand it to this girl. She went all in on the balls and has a pretty realistic representation of genitalia here. But the pièces de résistance is the eyebrow of cum. That's art. 

If you're into this trend of private part eyeliner, get a jump on the trendsetters and try vagina eyes. Sadly, someone's going to do it soon, so it might as well be you.