Dumb Modasuka Tries & Fails To Smuggle $90K Worth Of Cocaine In Air Force 1's

If you haven't figured out that the airport is the last place to try to do something illegal, then you are either a recluse or an idiot. 

Folks are being banned, detained, and deported left and right. Maybe Perez Beltran just doesn't watch the news because last February he got nabbed for hiding $90,000 worth of heroin in three pairs of Nike Air Force 1's. 

Fox 29 News reported that in his obviously finite wisdom, Beltran stuffed the soles of not one, not two, but three pairs of his old school kicks with three pounds of smack. 

He had just arrived at JFK Airport from Santo Domingo and was busted as he came through customs. Agents noticed that his bag was a bit "heavier than normal" and searched it. They found the drugs and immediately took Beltran into custody.

Dude was arrested for federal narcotics smuggling and there's no telling how much time he will have to serve. Beltran probably spends many a night in his cell wondering, "Who did this sheet to me?" You did, you dumb modasucker. You did.