ET Phone Home? Not a UFO, Military Says This Was a Secret Missile Launch... Riiiiiiight

So, do you really believe that spaceship-looking fireball that flew across Southern California this weekend was really a secret missile launch?

Hell, we don't either!

And neither does Chris Brown...

But that's the U.S. military's story... and they're sticking to it.

Apparently, a ballistic missile was test-fired from a submarine right off the coast of Southern California. Well, it quickly burned its way through social media with a series of videos sparking alien theories.

Check out the video for yourself. Does that really look like a missile to you? Or a UFO? ET phone home!