Have It Your Way ! 'Nasty Boy' Arrested For Selling Weed At Burger King Drive Thru

Before we get into the story, let's clear one thing up—no, the perps are NOT BLACK (thank God). But, 20-year old Garrett Norris was caught selling weed at a Burger King in Raymond, New Hampshire, like it was an upgrade or something. You know like, 'Would you like fries with that?' Actually, Norris' customers did.

According to the New Hampshire Union Leader, they would roll up to the drive-thru, confirm if "Nasty Boy" was working, and then order their meal with "fries extra crispy." Ol' Nasty Boy would get some weed from his personal stash, put it in a coffee cup, and get paid for it at the drive-thru window.

This genius got caught in a sting operation and has been charged with possession of a controlled drug with intent to distribute. Epping Police Chief Michael Wallace thinks that 19-year old shift manager Meagan Dearborn was in on it, too. After all, she's the one who took the order during the sting. As you might expect, her position is deny, deny, deny: "Basically there was an undercover cop that one of my employees sold to and I took the order and I got arrested," she said. Dearborn also denied knowing what the "fries extra crispy" code meant.

While Dearborn may or may not be guilty of conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance, the minor is going to have a hard time fighting her charge of unlawful possession of alcohol. Her defense will probably go something like, "Your Honor, I was too busy gettin' lit on the job to have known anything about selling weed."

These clowns were arraigned on February 28. Now Norris' customers will either be stacking up on snacks to cure the munchies or find another supplier. Who knows? Maybe the local McDonald's will start super-sizing again. SMH...