Have you ever sat back and thought, what if I had been born a dog? 

Life would be sweet: meals taken care of, no responsibility, someone to clean up your poo. Ever think about what breed of dog you'd be? Don't be the basic byotch and say, I'd be a golden retriever. Think outside the box y'all! While you contemplate, I'll give you an idea of how to play the game. Here's what would happen if the "Jersey Shore" cast were transformed into dogs.

1. Deena = Yellow Lab

She's kind, loyal, always down to have a fun time with friends, and has a tendency to get loud. This is the description for both Deena AND a yellow lab.

2. Pauly D = Australian Shepherd

If dogs could fist pump, the Australian Shepherds would be the first to do it. They've got a ton of energy, just like our favorite DJ. Never seeking drama, this breed (and its human counterpart, Pauly D) is just looking for a good time. Plus, he's a handsome dog. 

No grenades allowed!

3. Sammi Sweetheart = Poodle

Pretty. Prissy. They think they're the best. (to be fair, they are pretty great). 

Sammi's got poodle written all over her. 

4. Ronnie = Boxer

A tough man has to be a tough dog. Boxers are quite sturdy creatures. Ronnie's muscles keep him firmly planted on the ground and both breeds are excitable and energetic. 

5. Mike "The Situation" = Bullmastiff

They've both got these strong, tough bodies. If dogs could have six-packs, this breed would. When it comes to the brain, Mike and the Bullmastiff aren't exactly too well endowed.....

But they're nice to look at!

6. Vinny = Beagle

A mama's boy and a mama's pup. These guys (both the beagle and Vinny) just want to play and have a good time. Sure, they're usually immature, but it's part of their charm. 

7. JWoww = Shiba Inu

Watch this:

That is JWoww in dog form. She keeps it real. Sweet talking doesn't work. She knows what she wants and doesn't take anything less.

8. Snooki = Pomeranian

An adorable girl deserves to be an adorable dog. Snooki and the Pomeranian love attention and know how to handle the spotlight. But they're also both smart and caring, full of loving energy and super loyal to those with which they're close.