In Case You Were Wondering, This Is How Much It Would Cost To Live In The Beast's Castle

Belle lived mortgage-free when she was held up in the Beast's fully furnished castle, which would've been a pretty ideal living situation if she wasn't, you know, being held hostage.

But if there's a chance that you want to move into the lavish French château (because why wouldn't you?) on your own terms, you should've started saving up, like, yesterday—because this lifestyle does not come cheap. 

Here's a breakdown of how much it would cost to live in the Beast's castle, courtesy of Coinage:

The talking dinnerware is cute, but once Mrs. Potts and company are turned back into people, you're going to have to fork over (pun intended) a whopping $4,680 for a 60-piece fine china set to replace them.

Buying a replacement feather duster once Fifi and all the maids are back in human form will be the cheapest thing on your to-do list: An actual, non-anthropomorphic ostrich feather duster goes for $40. 

But be prepared to dig deep into your wallet to pick up Lumière's slack: Two antique gold candelabras will run you $6,850 (That total is... shall we say... not ~lit~).

Good ol' Cogsworth is even pricier to replace: An 18th century pendulum clock costs $11,029. 

And you can't forget to buy a wardrobe — try to find one from the 1760s, just to keep things authentic. That'll be only $4,950. Maybe you can find a deal on Craigslist?

Finally, you've got to actually buy the mansion itself. You'd better prepare to eat instant ramen for the next couple decades or so: The 60-room, 90-acre estate is $15,881,205. 

All things considered, the overall estimate for this quaint fairy tale lifestyle is just $15,908,754.

Anyone got a number for a local enchantress? We're going to need a teensy bit of magic to come up with the money to foot that beastly bill.