In my fantasy life, I have the power to merge my favorite reality TV shows. I'd like Simon Cowell from "American Idol" to judge alongside Christina Aguilera from "The Voice." I'd put Honey Boo on "Survivor" and watch Mama June on "Amazing Race." But my first display of power would be the recasting of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" with the cast from "Jersey Shore." Here's how it would go down:

Deena = Kylie Jenner

They're both sweet. They're both kind. They're both kind of just there though. They rarely, if ever, start drama. 

Pauly D = Brody Jenner

Did you know that Brody Jenner tried his hand at DJing, just like Pauly D?! These two are brothers from another mother. They could shoot the sh*t together and brag about all the hot girls they smushed. 

JWoww = Khloé Kardashian

If you couldn't guess this choice, then you clearly haven't seen either show. Both ladies ooze sexy and speak their minds, not afraid to take down any haters. Girls want to be them. Boys want to do them. 

Sammi Sweetheart = Kourtney

Sammi and Kourtney eat snark for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Between Ronnie and Scott, these two have endured more boy-drama than most of us have in a lifetime. 

Vinny = Kris Jenner

Vinny was such a Momma's boy, so I feel that, in this new show, he can become the Mom of the group. If not, can someone at least put Kris and Vinny in contact? They would make a tabloid-fairy-tale couple.

Mike "The Situation" = Scott Disick 

Does this really need explaining? Both of them are annoying and cause way too much drama. Yet, we still can't help but want to watch them in action. 

Ronnie = Kendall Jenner

I didn't really know where Ronnie fit in. But he, like Kendall, clearly cares a ton about their bodies. He goes for muscles. She goes for ribs. He tries to be a fitness model. She tries to be a fashion model. Solid casting choice.

Angelina = Taylor Swift

Public enemy #1 of the Shore Housemates: Angelina. Public enemy #1 of the Kardashian Klan: Taylor. 

Snooki = Kim Kardashian

When they enter a room, eyes turn. Whether it's Snooki's iconic bumped-up hair or Kim K's legendary butt, people unapologetically stare. A party with either group doesn't start until these ladies arrive.