Literally Just a Bunch of Sassy, Real-Talk Tweets from Chrissy Teigen

This is Chrissy Teigen:

She's more beautiful than a bed of perfectly manicured roses. 

Here she is being a sexy wife:

John Legend is a LUCKY man.

And here she is being a wonderful mother:

So she's basically perfect. But did you know that Chrissy is also the Mother of Sass, Snark, and Hilarity on Twitter? We've got the receipts to prove it!

Fight on!

Shut your mouths haters!

We SO get it.

Nothing wrong with tryna keep your man in life, and in death.

As long as you never leave us.

Shit jus got real.

Just like us, she LIVES for avocados.

Kill 'em with kindness.

Image doing it. Ooof. 

We dunno exactly what this means, but we support it regardless.

Mama swats flies while Chrissy swats haters.

Why God why?

It makes us so glad to know we weren't the only ones.

You do you! Vomming be damned.

We get so scared by this too!

FROM YOUR LIPS TO GOD'S EARS!