Hilarious Quotes About Living With a Teenager

Living with a teen is a lot like living with a wild animal — I should know, I used to be one. Luckily, those days are behind me. I think my parents are glad those days are long passed, too. Now, we can look back on the temper tantrums and glares and screaming matches and laugh about how ridiculous I was. 

Whether you are looking back on the past with horrified nostalgia or you are currently living the nightmare with a teenager of your own, this series of quotes will ease the pain and bring the chuckles:

Are your kids jumping on the bed 10 seconds after you tell them to stop? It' doesn't matter how old they are. They are always going to do this.

Not all children can be rocket scientists, not matter how many AP tests you make them take. 

This says so much with so little. And for parents, it's completely terrifying. 

When you're a teen, relationships don't last quite the same amount of time that a grown up one will. 

Do you agree with this? Where do you fall on the ever-growing scale of parenting vs. letting them learn to screw up all on their own? TO find out, test how raw your vocal cords are at the end of the day.

If you have a girl teen, then you definitely need this handy dandy translation to get through life. Come to think of it, you probably need it for male teens as well...

This is a thing parents do? Moment of silence for the kids who live in that house. 

If you are a mother, you sure as heck do this. Who else is going to share all of the embarrassing, gory details of your child's latest illness? 

There's this one terrifying day that you can no longer tell your kids what to do. That day should be feared. Cops should be sitting in their cars at the ready.