Looks Like You Can Delete Your Tinder Because Now There Are Male Sex Robots With Bionic Penises To Have Sex With!

We figured that any sex robot technology would end up being exclusively for men. One, because a female sexbot would be simpler, but also cause men are very motivated to make any new technology into porn somehow.

But ladies, the robot boner of your dreams might be just around the corner.

According to Rebel Circus, the Real Doll company that makes very realistic sex dolls is beginning to make their automated versions. It's not just girl dolls, but they want to make a battery powered dude doll with a working penis.

Their goal is to have the doll be able to move on its own with a rechargeable battery. Having a sex robot plugged into your wall at night might be a little creepy, but robo dong could be worth it.

In addition to having some kind of vibrator-like penis, they want the doll to be able to hold a woman and respond to verbal cues. Hopefully with a robot you won't have to use such typical verbal cues as "get off of me" or "oh yeah, I definitely came, you can finish now."

A male sexbot is certainly more complicated than a female version. Most males are happy to have a realistic hole to put it in, while a woman wants a slightly more life like experience.

The Real Doll company insists that their male dolls will be strong enough to pick up and carry women. Most importantly, he'll be able to thrust, giving the woman a more normal sexual experience than she could get with just a vibrator.

The other problem is that the current array of women's sex toys are pretty freaking good. We're not gonna want some 180 pound doll laying on top of us, when our trusty Rabbit will do just fine. And if the robot has any trouble finding the right hole...oh God! We can't even go there.

Still, it's nice to hear that a company is interested in advancing female-centric sexual technology. 

Though this bang-bot probably won't be Jude Law in AI level (it might be worth watching the movie just for him), some kind of prototype may be available in the sort of near future. So, instead of going on another sad sack Tinder date, you can charge up your Urban Cowboy and have some fun on your own.