Mexicans Will Be Wiping Their A$$es With Donald Trump Toilet Tissue Thanks To This Lawyer
In all seriousness, who hasn't fantasized about wiping their ass with Donald Trump's face over the last year or so? I mean, really. If you can honestly say you haven't you must be some kind of saint and we should probably be praying to you.
Well, a brilliant man - also possibly saint - from Central Mexico is going to make that fantasy for millions of Americans and Mexicans a reality with a Trump-themed toilet paper to launch later this year.
Lawyer Antonio Battaglia already has a prototype of the packaging for "Trump Paper," which prominently features a cartoon figure of a roll of toilet paper with Donald Trump's very distinct hairdo and bushy eyebrows giving an enthusiastic thumbs up.
Este mexicano creó el papel higiénico marca “Trump” para ayudar a los inmigrantes pic.twitter.com/Diatr0mu4X
— EL PAIS América (@elpais_america)
That is one way for our neighbors to the south to truly express how they feel about our Tweeter-in-Chief: they can literally wipe their a$$es on his face!
The slogan at the top reads "softness without borders," a not-at-all subtle reference to Trump's obsession with building a wall along our shared border with Mexico.
Battaglia said 30 percent of the profits from Trump Paper sales will go toward financing programs to support migrants and Mexicans deported from the U.S.
Battaglia told Expansion that he was initially inspired to release a product that made a stand against Trump following the businessman’s insulting comments about Mexicans as he announced his candidacy for the presidency in June 2015, when he basically said the Mexicans crossing the border are all criminals and rapists.
“It annoyed me and I started to look for a way to do something that would have an impact,” Battaglia said. “Not in a mocking tone or as revenge, but in a positive way.”
First he was going to register a shoe or clothing line under the "Trump" name, but the Trump Organization already possessed those trademarks with Mexico’s Institute of Industrial Property. The company did not, however, possess a Trump trademark for toilet tissue (“hygienic paper”), and the Institute approved his trademark application for “Trump” toilet paper in October 2015.
He hopes to start selling Trump Paper in September and is investing 400,000 pesos of his own money (about $21,400) into the project. He says making a profit on it is a secondary concern: his primary goal is “that it is useful to help migrants and the deported.”
