We get it! Everybody loves the Disney princesses. They're prim. They're proper. They're beautiful. 

But you know what else? They're kind of basic. Yes, I SAID IT! Sue me. Ariel just sat and whined about not being on land. Snow White did...oh wait...nothing! Sleeping Beauty? Don't even get me started on that narcoleptic bore. 

So what's my point? I want us to start celebrate the fierce Disney byotches, the sassy gals who are truly fabulous. Screw the princesses. These chicks are the KWEENS!

1. Meg

She's got a sexy bod with a feisty attitude and a tragic backstory. I'm all about a girl with emotional baggage that's able to pull through and turn the corner in life. She literally sacrifices herself for Hercules, who's supposed to be this high and mighty hero that would've died had Meg not jumped in, literally!

Take a seat Herc! Meg's got this.

2. Marie

Can female cats be bitches? Because Marie is a bitch in all the best ways. She's a total snob who looks down on her lesser brothers. She's prissy and catty (pun intended), and hates to get dirty. The best part? She makes no apologies for it. This kitten didn't choose the fabulous life. The fabulous life chose her.

3. Tinker Bell

This was the queen bee in high school, the mean girl with a cool mom that got whatever she wanted. I almost feel bad for Wendy since Tink is so dreadfully awful to her. 

But then I remember how much better Tinker Bell is than Wendy. She can fly and has a cute little green dress. Wendy's got a bad perm and an unattractive nightgown. Plus, Tinker Bell has that golden fairy dust, which looks like glitter, and it's a known fact that glitter is fierce! Most importantly though, she's got a pouty face that GIVES. ME. LIFE.

4. Flora

Flora seems all sweet and matronly. She barely made this list. But go back and re-watch "Sleeping Beauty," and try claiming she isn't a sass-master after seeing this moment:

Flora just verbally SLAYED Merryweather. This level of sass is unheard of in animated Disney. What a sneaky mean girl!

5. Mrs. Potts

What?! The sweet mother of Chip is sassy? YES! It's barely noticeable, but she has her moments when she boils over. She's either angry at Chip or pissed that the Beast is being dumb or gathering the other pots and pans for war. When needed, Mrs. Potts serves up a hot cup of sass!

6. Thalia

Thalia is the heavyset muse on the end who is, by far, the best character in "Hercules," or should we say "Hunk-ules." The other muses think they're all so fabulous, but this scrappy lady knows how to steal the spotlight when it counts. And THAT'S the gospel truth!