Should You Do A Threesome If Your Partner Asks?
You're lying down in bed next to the man of your dreams. He's so handsome with his arm around you. You both snuggle up close and just as you're about to fall asleep, he asks: "Would you be down for a threesome?"
There are probably a zillion thoughts going through your head, some of which may include:
"Is this a dream?"
"What the f*@K?!"
"Is this a joke?"
"Why don't you love me?!"
There are probably way more thoughts you're having, but I'm guessing they relate to the ones above. After you take a minute to process his request, you realize you have to answer. What the hell are you supposed to say?! Let's break down your possible responses:
"What's a threesome?"
Playing dumb is never cute. And if you actually don't know what a threesome is, I suggest returning to sex-ed or going on google (though be wary. You will find some insane threesomes online).
"I'm sorry. I didn't hear you."
If he's smart, he'll get that you're saying "no" without using that word, and he'll drop the subject altogether. If he's dumb, he'll repeat it. This should tell you that the dude you're dating is kind of dumb. And nobody wants a three-way with a dumb man.
"No."
You can be blunt with your response, but where's the fun in that?! Obviously, your man is looking for a fun time. So at least come up with something cleverer than this.
"Absolutely!"
What?! You're just gonna give in like that? A threesome isn't just a walk in the park. You need to really think about what he's asking. He's basically asking you for permission to cheat while you watch. As if it doesn't count since you're there watching.
"Yes, but only if it's with another man."
NAILED IT! Call the police and report a robbery because you just stole the power back! Let's see if he's still d for a 3-some when you're the one getting all the pleasure.
