Real-Life Witches Are Uniting Worldwide To Cast A Spell Against Donald Trump, Here's Everything You Need To Join In!
When democracy fails, try sorcery instead.
That’s the current plan for hundreds of witches around the world. A call to arms is spreading online for the entire witch community (yup, that’s a thing) to cast a powerful spell at the exact same time to slow down President Trump.
Now, this isn’t a harmful or aggressive spell; those are dubbed hexes or curses. Instead, the witches are going to cast a ‘binding’ spell, which apparently just slows the target down. “It’s restraint, not harm,” says Michael Hughes, a paranormal writer. “I see it as self-defense.”
If you want to get involved on the action, you’re going to have to do some legwork. There are quite a few ingredients necessary to pull the ritual off; according to Hughes’ website, you’ll need:
- An unflattering photo of Trump
- A Tower tarot card
- Tiny stub of an orange candle or orange carrot
- A pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
- White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
- Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
- Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
- Feather (any), representing the element of Air
- Matches or lighter
- Ashtray or dish of sand
After you’ve acquired the above items, you’re to write the President’s name on the candle stub with a pin, then arrange everything in a “pleasing” circle around you. Leave the Tower card vertical, then say a prayer to your preferred deity – the 23rd Psalm is recommended.
Then it’s time for the ritual. The instructions below are taken from the same website:
(Light white candle)
Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors
(Light inscribed orange candle stub)
I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Animal
Rock
Stream
or Sea
Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies
I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
As with chains of iron
Bind their malicious tongues
Strike down their towers of vanity
(Invert Tower tarot card)
I beseech thee in my name
(Say your full name)
In the name of all who walk
Crawl, swim, or fly
Of all the trees, the forests,
Streams, deserts,
Rivers and seas
In the name of Justice
And Liberty
And Love
And Equality
And Peace
Bind them in chains
Bind their tongues
Bind their works
Bind their wickedness
(Light the small photo of Trump from the flame of the orange candle stub and hold carefully above the ashtray)
(Speak the following loudly and with increasing passion as the photo burns to ashes)
So mote it be!
So mote it be!
So mote it be!
(Blow out orange candle, visualizing Trump blowing apart into dust or ash*)
(Pinch or snuff out the white candle, ending the ritual)
After all of that, you’re supposed to laugh. Seriously – laugh loudly and jump up and down, because Trump hates being laughed at and it grounds the spell.
And remember, you’re doing this simultaneously with witches from all over the world, so make sure you mark your calendar for midnight EST on February 24th, and every waning crescent moon thereafter – or until Trump is out of office.
Happy spell casting!
