Watch This Reporter Freak TF Out On The New 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Ride At Disneyland

Rollercoasters aren’t for everybody. Especially not this guy.

Disney’s California Adventure park just opened a new Guardians of the Galaxy-inspired ride. Some people were upset at first since this meant getting rid of the Tower of Terror, but because people go insane for anything Disney and/or superheroes and/or rollercoaster, the crowds were predictably huge. On opening day, people were waiting over five hours for a chance to ride.

The hype got so big that local news stations sent out reporters to cover the opening. And what’s the point of sending a scaredy cat field journalist to a thrill ride if you’re not going to film him freaking TF out?

The poor man in question, Cory James, probably thought he was ready for the ride. Cory James was wrong. 

Turn up the volume and check out the clip below – Cory’s pain is your gain:

LMAO!