RuPaul's Disney Drag Race: Who Would Win?
On May 16th, Bob the Drag Queen won Season 8 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" during a fiercely epic finale.
Season 9 is already set to feature 10 returning drag-stars, including crowd favorites like Detox and Alaska. But what will RuPaul do for the tenth season?It obviously has to be something fabulous. 10 seasons is a HUGE deal in the competitive world of reality television. We have an idea. 2 words for ya, RuPaul: DISNEY. DRAG.
Let's meet some of the contestants as rendered and named by artist Isaiah Keith Stephens.
[All Disney lyrics lifted from: MetroLyrics]
Li Shang aka Yuah Mann
He'll still make a man out of you, but for now, he's going full drag queen, and his reflection looks mighty sexy.
Gaston aka Robyn Yerbush
No one struts like Gaston. Flashes breasts like Gaston. In a lip-syncing match, nobody belts like Gaston.
Aladdin aka Alia Baaba
Screw Aladdin's world. Alia's gonna show us a whole new world, complete with glitter and heels.
Tarzan aka Liberty Leopard
Would swinging from vines translate to skillful pole dancing?
John Smith aka Dahl Baby J
The only savages here are those disastrous pony tails. Make like the wind and blow on out of here Dahl Baby J. I have a feeling he'll be eliminated first.
Prince Eric aka Fish E. Queen
Ariel left the ocean for this guy?? If Sebastian sings Kiss the Girl, is he referring to Ariel or Fish E. Queen?
The Beast aka Bella DeBall
There certainly is something there that wasn't there before. It's probably the dress...
Jafar aka Vy Perra
Jafar! Yes it is he, but not as you know him. Introducing Vy Perra, the drag queen destined to win RuPaul's Disney Drag Race. She'll play dirty. She'll enlist the help of a parrot. She'll capture a genie. She'll do whatever it takes, and SHE WILL WIN!
