A Psychic Scottish Goat Just Predicted The Next President Of The United States...Yes We're Serious!

You don’t need to vote. The President has already been decided (OK that’s 100% untrue, please go to the polls). 

A psychic goat from Scotland (yes, you read that right) has announced to the world who will win the 2016 American Presidential Election. Want to find out who your next president is a day early? Keep reading! 

Boots – BEST GOAT NAME EVER – is a billy goat with a fondness for plaid and a special gift: he can read the future. Animal trainer Sue Zacharias taught the 3-year old goat to predict what was in store for guests at their shows. “Boots is a popular goat as it is, and he’s already well known around the UK,” says Sue.    

Now, I understand you may have your doubts. Why should you trust a tartaned-up goat to correctly guess the future?

Because he’s got a track record of being correct, that’s why. This past summer, Boots accurately predicted the Brexit vote, something none of the so-called ‘experts’ saw coming.

And now, he’s turned his mystical goat powers towards the US.

Boots’ method isn’t complicated. Sue tapes a few options to inverted clay pots, Boots channels whatever Doctor Strange powers he’s got towards divining a solution, and then he chews on the winner.

Two pots. Two names. One magic goat. 

And the winner of the 2016 election is….. 

Hillary Clinton, despite her recent drop in the polls, is super-definitely going to be our next President. Boots has spoken.

But just in case, just to make sure, please go vote.