My 3 favorite things about summer:

1. Beach

2. Boys

3. Booze

My summer is most on fleek (am I using that properly?) when all 3 of these things come together. Let's look at a play-by-play of such a scenario using Gifs of your #1 hunni, NeNe Leakes!

1. When you get to the beach and look sexy as hell:

2. When you whip out a bottle of "water":

And by "water," we mean a piña colada.

3. A man runs by, and from the back, he looks foinnneee:

4. The man stops and turns around, revealing a perfect face and bod:

5. Suddenly, you feel a different kind of thirst:

You know what I'm talking about...

6. You notice your friend, who's in a relationship, is staring at the same dude:

This is how I tell someone, "Don't be a ho!"

7. You take a second to collect yourself:

Time to turn on the sexy!

8. You try some "come hither" moves:

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!

9. You try a sexy dance move:

He's still not approaching you.

10. So you say "F THIS" and walk right up to him:

#NoShame

11. You tell him like it is:

You can't help it if it's true!

12. He tells you he's married and/or gay.

Onto the next one. 

13. You return to your towel and lay out in the sun, reminding yourself:

Ain't nobody gonna bring you down hunni! There are plenty of htos guys out there, but there's only one fabulous you!