So There's Now A Fitbit For Your Man's Penis That Tracks Your Sex Life...
Almost every inanimate object in and out of the home is becoming smart, controlled through your mobile phone. Which is pretty cool if you aren't terrified of the rise of the robots.
But is it getting out of hand? Everyday we're surprised by a new connected device like a water bottle or a scale. Some are super useful - some are ridiculous. Perhaps it's now officially ridiculous because finally even sex toys have gotten smart.
The Lovely is a new smart sex toy on Indiegogo that allows users to track everything about your sex sessions. Don't you wanna know how many pumps happened, how long it lasted and how many calories you burned?! Who hasn't wondered these things?
A corresponding mobile app will you give you all the info you ever wanted to know about your sex life with your partner. Then it goes a step further.
The app itself gives you personalized recommendations to have better sex next time. Yes, you heard correctly. Personalized recommendations. It's basically like having a sex coach in your bedroom without the awkwardness of having someone watch you do the deed taking notes (unless that's your thing).
But it doesn't lack in physical usefulness either. The sex toy still acts as an actual sex toy. As a cock ring it can fit on the base of a penis to keep it harder than usual and help you or your man last longer.
It also vibrates so it can be worn like a regular vibrating ring to help you climax, and more intensely too.
If you're gay or single, don't worry this is for you too. Lovely works on your hand, on a dildo, really any other object you can imagine. of course it'll still track your calories, information and give you recommendations.
A mobile app connects to the device through bluetooth so you can get all that info whenever you're done. Also don't shy away if you or your man has a big penis or even slightly small. It's super stretchy so one size fits all.
To charge it, you just place it in a small wireless charger that looks almost like a cup. The charge lasts for 7 hours off of vibrate and 2 with the vibrate on, that's a lot of down and dirty battery time.
The Indiegogo campaign has a goal of $95,000 and is currently at $40K. If successful, Lovely will be sold at retail for $169 and comes in all different colors. Interested early birds were able to buy early products for $99 while supplies lasted, but that's gone now. Now the only thing available is the pre-order for $129.
What do you think? Is this a little too iRobot for you or is just what we needed?
