This Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With An Orgasm!

Waking up is not easy. We all have to do it and for something that's the first thing you do in the morning, it sure it hard. Hardness is right where this new invention comes into play.

Just when you think that you have everything in life, something comes along and rocks you to your core. So it is with the Little Rooster, an alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm.

At this point in human society we're very advanced in our sexual technology. We have vibrators that can be worn in public, vibrators that can be controlled by someone else either by remote or sometimes even an iPhone app. We even have shake weights. 

With that in mind the makers behind Little Rooster set out to fill a very specific vibrator niche - the void between the sub conscious and the conscious, between snoring and moaning.

Here's how it works. While an alarm clock is one of the more abrupt and jarring devices you own, the Little Rooster gently buzzes you out of sleep. With over 30 levels, from almost non-existent to very intense, the idea is to slowly pull you out of sleep and into pleasure. It even comes with a snooze button if you're not into it immediately. Here's a pic:

Unfortunately for you nudists out there, the design requires you wear underwear so you can hold the Little Rooster tight against your body. 

While imagining somebody putting their hand down their pants to turn off an alarm clock is amusing, overall the idea behind the product is sound. After all as we said waking up in the morning is the single worst part of the day, so why can't we make it a bit more fun? They also promote using the Little Rooster for any moments, after all an alarm clock can be set for any time. Maybe while you're on a date?

For all these reasons and more we think the Little Rooster is a great idea. Priced at around $100, this is a great gift for a bachelorette party that doesn't break the bank. Or better yet just splurge a little on yourself, pun intended.