Stop Everything: Lady Gaga's Coming Out With Her Own Wine

If you've ever thought, "I wish I could get drunk on a Lady Gaga song" your wish just came true.

Lady Gaga will be coming out with a wine called Grigio Girls. But Lady Gaga isn't just going to put out a wine and release it like it's just another thing. Her new album Joanne features a song called Grigio Girls, so it'll be the first time you can hear someone sing about a wine, then go out and drink it. Gaga, always innovating.

Of course you can drink Grigio Girls anytime you want, but the song actually features a pretty sad story. Dedicated to Gaga's friend who has stage IV cancer, the song is about girls drinking wine and crying about their friend coping with a horrible disease. So it's not quite a party jam.

The good news is that you finally have a perfect wine for drunk crying! But seriously, dedicating a song and new wine to a friend in need is pretty incredible.

We don't know yet when Grigio Girls will be available, how much it will cost or how crazy the bottle will look. But we do know that it's made out of love and perfect for drinking with your best girlfriends.

Hopefully, this won't be the last of Gaga's song based wines. We'd love to have a couple of happier wines. Maybe "Disco Stick" from the song "Love Games" for when you want to go out, find a guy, and have some fun? A "Born This Way Rosé" for celebrating yourself exactly as you are. Or "Poke Her Face," a drink for when you wanna start a fight with a girl that's been on your nerves for weeks! Lady Gaga, I'm totally fine with you taking any of these ideas, just cut me a check for a percentage of every bottle and we're cool.

Even if she never makes another wine (thought my ideas are gold, obvi), Grigio Girls will no doubt be incredible. With such a sweet story, we'd buy it on that merit alone, though we know that Gaga will definitely put out a high quality product. Because Lady Gaga does not put her name on anything that's an less than amazing.