The Amount Of Explosive Diarrhea This Child Is Able To Expel Will Haunt You

Father of the year award, anyone?

Jesse Mab-Phea Hill was just a normal dad living a normal dad life until he came home one day and his life was forever changed... by an endless amount of poop.

Jesse wrote a Facebook post on his daughter's diarrhea debacle, and the post went viral. It's been shared over 116,000 times so far. He wrote, "So I was having a pretty good day. Dropped the boy off at school, worked out, let the dogs outside and began chilling like a boss in my man cave in the basement...I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos."

We're already with you, Jesse. He continued, "As I'm going upstairs I smell something foul. I scan the basement from the stairs thinking the dogs dropped a deuce before I let them outside. I see nothing..... And then my blood runs cold when I realize the stink is coming from the upper floor."

Dun dun dunnnn. Man, he is good at building suspense.

"I run up the stairs screaming no, no, no, no, till I get to Alessandras room.  There she is, standing at the baby gate, butt naked, holding her diaper, covered head to toe in her own crap... I'm talking layered on globs of human fecal matter covering her arms, legs, face and HAIR."

Jesse washed Alessandra off, but he hadn't even seen her room yet:

"I walk in her room slowly and am greeted with a scene straight out of a German fetish dream. Everything on the right side of the room is covered in steaming baby crap. The walls, the toys, the windows, the curtains, the play bench, the floor, the baby piano, my hopes, all covered in crap. It looked like a real category 5 shit storm blew thru her room. Hurricane Sh**rina if you will."

You can see why Jesse's post was so popular. Talk about a nightmare of an incident that you could totally see happening to yourself. Jesse's new blog is now up and running, which is probably the only silver lining since he'll most likely have to burn everything in that room.