Which Dwarf From "Snow White" Would Be Best In Bed?

Forget the princes for a second; can we talk about how Snow White had 7 men around her for a whole movie and didn't sleep with a single 1 of them?! I mean, I get she wanted a prince, but you can't deny some of those dwarves had it going on.

 While I haven't actually hooked up with any of them (given they're animated drawings and all), I can't deny having contemplated which dwarf would rock the bedposts in all the right ways. I went as far as to rank these bad boys! From worst to best, here are the 7 drawfs Snow White never hooked up with:

1. Sleepy

His name should be explanation enough. One peck and he'd be down for the count. I know sleeping a lot is just his way, but I would definitely take it personally.

2. Bashful

He's the guy that takes his d*ck out and says: "I know it isn't much." There's nothing less sexy than a dude getting embarrassed in the bedroom. You're adorable Bashful, but the shyness is getting old. Grow up bud.

3. Sneezy

I'm all about getting wet-and-wild, but this moisture isn't the fun kind. Imagine if he went down on you and just sneezed. You should be thinking, "Gross!" If you're not, then you're into some kinky stuff. No judgement...but wow.

4. Doc

Doc would be a pretty good lay. His style would be traditional, so don't expect anything other than missionary. But he's so concerned with being a leader, that he'll want to set a good example for the other dwarves. 

5. Happy

Y'all will laugh in bed after sex, but in the moment, Happy will do everything he can to make you, well, HAPPY! As an emotion, happiness needs to be surrounded by other positive feelings. So until you're smiling and writhing with pleasure, Happy will keep going. 

6. Dopey

He may not talk much, but actions speak louder than words in the boudoir. His clumsiness is actually a strength: it means he's not afraid to try something a bunch of times. You're in for a wild night. 

7. Grumpy

This may be a controversial choice. After all, he's always pissy. But c'mon y'all. Admit that angry sex can sometimes be the best sex. Sometimes, the best way to release your anger is to funnel it into aggressive (with both parties' consent!) lovemaking. Let's just say the Prince won't be the only one coming tonight.