Keeping Up With Which Disney Princess Is Your Favorite Kardashian

The Kardashian Klan is basically the American royal family. Their weddings are televised, divorces made into national news, and sex tapes watched by millions. (Don't deny you've seen at least a snippet of the Ray-J and Kim K. classic). But what if the Kardashians were legit royalty? And no, I'm not talking about the queens and kings of Britain. I'm talking about the only royal figures I actually care about: Disney princesses. Which crazy sister or mother would your favorite animated leading lady portray?

Tinker Bell - Kim Kardashian 

These 2 may as well be the pictures under the term "attention thirsty" on Urban Dictionary. I wouldn't be shocked if Tinker Bell made a sex tape with one of Hook's pirates. And you just KNOW Tink would hook up with a rapper. Both gals are used to getting what they want, and when that doesn't happen, they become pouty and cry hideously. Also, I would buy a Tinker Bell app. Just saying.

Belle - Kourtney Kardashian 

Arguably the smartest Kardashian (she's the only sister to have graduated from college), Kourtney is definitely the closest thing to Belle. They hang out with dudes that not everyone likes at first (RIP Scott and Kourt). And neither is afraid to call it like she sees it: Belle passes on Gaston and Kourtney will tell Kim to shut her mouth and stop whining. 

Meg - Khloé Kardashian

If these chicks were chefs, they'd serve the hottest sass in town. Brutally sarcastic without ever holding back, Meg and Khloé could care less what you think about them. Their one common weakness? Both ladies have a checkered past with the men in their lives. But don't worry. These bitches won't ever let a dick define them. 

Alice - Kylie Jenner

Alice and Kylie are too curious for their own good. Whether it's trying crazy new hair and makeup or going down a mysterious rabbit hole, these girls don't know when to stop. If they were cats, curiosity would've killed them YEARS ago!

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) - Kendall Jenner

Forgive my bias for showing, but Kendall and Aurora are both dull AF. Sorry I'm not sorry. 

Maleficent - Kris Jenner

I genuinely believe that if these two women teamed up, they'd run the world. Ruthless with their power, Kris and Maleficent have only one ambition: to be the queen. Queen of what? I honestly don't know. But they need to be queens, and they'll stop at nothing to get there.

Elsa - Caitlyn Jenner

Both brave women, Elsa and Cait refuse to let others break them. While not everyone understands them, they will always keep showing their true colors. BRAVA LADIES!

Do you agree with my casting choices? Let's all write letters to the Walt Disney Company and get an animated "KUWTK" starring Disney gals green-lit today!

Shut up Kim! You wouldn't know a great idea if it did you in the butt. JK JK! I love you Miss Kardashian-West!