There's An App For Everything, There's Even An App To Get Better At Oral!

There's An App For Everything, There's Even An App To Get Better At Oral!
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Is there anything smartphones can’t deliver to us nowadays? In just a few swipes you can have groceries, hunt a Pokemon, and check into a flight. Those things are all fine and well but did you ever imagine that an app could improve your man’s skills when it comes to going down? Yup. There is now an app out there that will help improve their oral skills. Yas! Bet you won’t mind your man being on his phone now!

Lick This is an oral sex app that is all about getting people in tip top shape, and prepared for any oral exam that comes their way. According to the site, the app is designed to “train your tongue.” Those who download this app can do a variety of tongue exercises like, “up and down,” “freestyle,” and “circles.” 

While some men do not need this oral sex app, we have all been with at least one dude in our lives who went down there like a cat trying to lick up milk. Those are the dudes that really need this! But in all honesty, we’d like every guy to have this on their phone because you can never have too much practice!

The only downside to this app is that you really have to lick your phone...yeah, that could be weird. This may be something to avoid when in the office. Definitely!

But when at home, people should feel free to go wild on that sucker. Just make sure to have some antibacterial wipes handy. No one should catch something from performing oral on their phone. That’d be quite the conversation with the doctor.

Apps have come a long way from Super Monkey Ball. Guys and gals can train their tongues with Lick This, but that’s not all that’s out there. There is also Cosmopolitan’s Sex Position of the Day app that doesn’t sugarcoat. It is what it sounds like, an app that allows you to learn a new position every day of the year! 

Now, we love Snapchat, but these are about to be two of our most used apps!

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