Can You Contain Your Hunger For These Reimagined Sex-ified Disney Princes?
I've written a TON about Disney's leading ladies. I mean, who can blame me?They're some of the coolest, fiercest chicks in the world! But for today's adventure into the wonderful world of Disney, I'm turning my gaze towards the hunky studs, the princes and men for whom the ladies fall. Sure, these dudes were decent-looking in the films, but were they really boner-worthy? Not so much. But guess what? NOW THEY ARE!
Hold your horses! Sheesh.
Artist extraordinaire, David Kawena, has drawn out NC-17 rated images of the Disney men, and forgive me for saying so, but the anticipation, has never been realer. Take a look for yourself. But I must warn you: you're gonna wanna crank your AC way up. Things are about to get steamy...
Prince Hans from "Frozen"
Not only was he the bad guy of the movie, but he's clearly the bad boy of the bedroom. I'll never be able to let this image go.
Kristoff Bjorgman from "Frozen"
How was there still snow with someone as hot as this walking around?! Let's just say I want to build way more than a snowman with this hunk. (I want to build an entire life).
Flynn Rider from "Tangled"
I'm guessing Rapunzel's hair wasn't the only long thing in Corona.
Hercules from "Hercules"
The muse on the end was right.
Hunk-ules indeed!
Captain Li Shang from "Mulan"
He can make a man out of me anytime, anywhere.
Prince Phillip from "Sleeping Beauty"
I know you. I've slept with you once upon a (wet) dream.
Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid"
I can only imagine what it feels like to be a part of his world.
Prince Naveen from "The Princess and the Frog"
Not almost there. He will get you there! No question.
Tarzan from "Tarzan"
He's gonna be in more than just my heart. Guaranteed.
John Smith from "Pocahontas"
Let me be the land you land on Mr. Smith. Make me howl like the wolf to the blue corn moon.
Aladdin from "Aladdin"
If I had a genie, my first wish would be to spend many an Arabian night with Aladdin. MANY nights.
Prince Adam from "Beauty and the Beast"
Even though we're barely even friends, I'll gladly be the somebody that bends (over).
