Most men will tell ya, "deez nuts" are meant to be caressed not stressed.
So, when you talk about scissors anywhere near a man's junk, things get hella tense. But three friends in Los Angeles not only talked about it, they all got snipped at the same damn time. Yep, they all got vasectomies back to back... to back.
And they did it for their girls. Well, not just any girls—their wives.
"We all have two kids around the same age. We all decided we were perfectly happy with the size of our families, so we made a pact to get them done," Paul Diaz said.
These "Three Vascateers"—as they call themselves—think they're slick though. They did it right before the holidays so they could stay home all day and watch sports.
Hey, if any of you fellas are thinking about getting snipped too, this just might be the perfect time. March Madness, baby!
"Each spring there are stories about men who time their vasectomies around the college basketball tournament," Dr. Jesse Mills of UCLA Health said. "The idea is to get the procedure done now so you can spend a few days on the couch recuperating while watching basketball games."
Eh... got you thinking about it now, huh?
But real talk, big ups to these fellas for taking one for the team. Look at them all smiles with their wives.
"Our wives had been through so much by giving birth to our children," Basilio Santangelo said. "We figured it was a much easier option for us to do this, so we did. It was easy."
Now if that's not love, we don't know what the hell is!