These Zodiac Signs Had The Most Sex In 2016. Congrats!

These Zodiac Signs Had The Most Sex In 2016. Congrats!
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Thank you, Eve (the most sexy and hip period tracking app, EVER. No, this isn't an ad) for conducting a study to find out who had the most sex in 2016! 

Oh, and thank you for using zodiac signs - zodiac signs make everything that much more entertaining (I don't care what anyone says, astrology is truth).

Anyway, a round of applause is needed for the sexiest sign of the year. Which is...drummrollll....Aquarius!

Here’s the complete list:

  1. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
  2. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
  3. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
  4. Libra (September 23 - October 22)
  5. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
  6. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
  7. Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
  8. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
  9. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
  10. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
  11. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
  12. Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Congratulations, Aquarius. I thought you guys were supposed to be shy and quiet. But, I guess I was wrong. Turns out, this air sign has got it going on in between the sheets. Bravo!

Ummmm...Aries? Fire sign? Where you at? Obviously, not in St. Louis, Missouri - since they won sexiest city of the year. 

Did I not mention? Eve also rounded up a list of the sexiest cities of 2016. 

Take a look:

  1. St. Louis, Missouri
  2. Las Vegas, Nevada
  3. Detroit, Michigan
  4. Portland, Oregon
  5. Salt Lake City, Utah
  6. New York, New York
  7. Dallas, Texas
  8. Orlando, Florida
  9. Wilmington, Delaware
  10. Fort Lauderdale, Florida
  11. Boston, Massachusetts
  12. Denver, Colorado
  13. Charlotte, North Carolina
  14. Brooklyn, New York
  15. Miami, Florida
  16. Phoenix, Arizona
  17. San Antonio, Texas
  18. Los Angeles, California
  19. Houston, Texas
  20. Hollywood, Florida
  21. Minneapolis, Minnesota
  22. Seattle, Washington
  23. Columbus, Ohio
  24. Atlanta, Georgia
  25. Kansas City, Missouri

Well, there you have it! But wait, is it just me or is anyone also shocked that St. Louis beat out Las Vegas in the sexiest city? What’s going on here? Maybe we should start saying,"What happens in St. Louis, stays in St. Louis." Hehe (yes, I think I'm funny). 

Regardless of the results, hopefully everyone can agree, it's been a hot and steamy year. I must admit, I'm sad to see it come to an end. Here's hoping 2017 is just as impressive. Wishing you all a new year filled with lots of freaky, scandalous, and jaw dropping sexual encounters. Have fun getting laid!

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