Say What!! Thief Steals World's Most Expensive Vodka Bottle Worth $1.3 Mil

Some thieves just aren't too bright. This dude may be one of them. #WorldsDumbestCriminals

The world's most expensive bottle of vodka was stolen from a bar in Denmark, only to be found empty at a construction site.

BUT HERE'S THE THING....ABC 13 News pointed out that they guess whoever stole it didn't notice the gold and silver bottle features OR the diamond-encrusted cap. 

HE MISSED THEM COMPLETELY!!!

According to the New York Times, a surveillance video showed a man using a key to enter the basement of the pub, locating and picking out the bottle, and dashing out with it.

“The bottle used to be a secret,” the bar's owner Brian Ingberg admitted, “but it isn’t any more.”

Copenhagen police have yet to arrest the person involved. While folks believe the thief may be clueless, Inberg thinks otherwise.  “There’s no doubt the thief got cold feet,” Ingberg added. “He placed it there because he wanted it to be found.”

In the meantime, Ingberg said it ain't no thing! Since the bottle is not damaged--only slightly dented--he can just refill it with more vodka. 

But he is clear: Whoever broke in must have copied the key from a current employer. 

We know this, HE GONNA LOCK THAT BOTTLE IN A SAFE FROM NOW ON!!! THAT, AND GRILL HIS STAFF TO SEE WHO SOLD HIM OUT!!!

FAM: What do you think about a bottle this expensive. Weigh in...