This Diva Cut Her Boyfriend For Refusing To Pay For Her Nails & Hair On Her Birthday

Listen up, you dumb modasuckas! Women are not playin' with you today—especially not Crystal Garlin. 

Garlin, 32, wasn't having it when her man refused to cough up cash for her hair and nails so she did would some would call cray, cray—she cut him! 

Don't judge because it was for her birthday, after all.

The Florida woman and her man got into an argument, so she attacked him with a knife. Fort Myers police reported that Garlin's boyfriend sliced his wrist while trying to take the knife away from her. Let Garlin tell it, her boyfriend locked himself out of the house and later cut himself climbing back in through a broken window. Yeah, right.

According to Black America Web, the police didn't believe it either. They arrested Garlin and charged her with "battery causing great bodily harm." Her bond was $10,000 and somebody paid it because she was released on her birthday. Wonder if it was her boyfriend? Do you think that maybe he felt guilty for letting her walk around all with out her hair laid on top of spending the weekend in jail? 

Dude did refuse medical treatment and we still don't know his name. But maybe he didn't want to press charges? Well, if he was going to post her bond after all of that drama then he should have just paid to get her hair and nails done in the first place!