This Dumb Modasucka Invented Labia Glue To Seal Women's Vaginas Shut

Lipstick is meant for the lips on your face--not your vagina, right??? Well, tell that to chiropractor Dan Dopps who has actually gone and gotten a patent for "Labia Lipstick" which he claims will keep your hoo-hah sealed up while you are on your period. Not today, Satan.

He is serious about this ish. This fool went and started Mensez Technologies to create this glue that he seems to think will hold everything together until you go pee. Urine is the only thing that can break the seal, let him tell it. Dopps says that women can then go reapply the glue once they have cleaned themselves up. How is that even possible? Nobody knows and women are not having it.

Dopps got clowned so many times about his stupid-ass idea that he was forced to take his Facebook page down. The Wichita Eagle got a glimpse at it just in the nick of time and reported this rant from the good doctor: "Yes, I am a man and you as a woman should have come up with a better solution then diapers and plugs, but you didn’t,” Dopps said. “Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25 percent of the time, making them far less productive [than] they could be.”

A whole host of expert medical professionals who specialize in women's reproductive health say, among other things, that it just won't work. We would have to look forward to skin irritations, leakage, poor uterine health, and even surgery. Nobody is checking for this dude. Let's go to the tweets:

Long story short, Dopps needs to go sit down somewhere and keep his mouth shut. Yeah, that would be the best place to use that glue modasucka!