This Purse Makes BYOB Waaaay Too Easy
Have you ever wished that you could get through the next kiddie soccer tournament or toddler birthday party just little less sober? Want to go to the movies without spending an entire paycheck on concession stand sodas? Now you can!
The cheesy infomercial-sounding hook aside, there really is a way to sneak booze into just about any social event you're attending without looking like a total alcoholic (not that looking like an alcoholic is judge-worthy in any way).
You know how Mary Poppins can whip just about anything out of that giant bag she carries around? Yeah, well, wouldn’t it be absolutely brilliant if you could do that with wine? Alcohol would be at your fingertips 24/7. It’s any sober and/or sane person's dream come true.
A bag like this actually exists! It’s called the PortoVino and it’s about to become your favorite purse. Yes, you read that right—it’s an honest-to-god wine purse.
The purse comes with a secret compartment that you can zip up and keep completely out of sight. It can fit a 1.5 liter refillable bladder of liquid. (Bladder as in a plastic container—not as in, well, you know.)
If you’re thinking that trying to discreetly wrestle a plastic bag of alcohol out of your purse is something only ninjas and super spies are capable of, then you can shut that train of thought down right now.
Why? Well, the purse comes with a secret spout that you can cover and uncover whenever you feel like getting a refill!
The bag costs $74.95 and comes in 3 colors: black, blue, and red.
Does all of this sound too good to be true? There is one downside—the bag is currently out of stock.
However, the manufacturer (Bella Vita) is working to get it back in stock and willing to notify you when they have more. You should probably get on that e-mail list, pronto.
Now that the unintentional sales pitch is over, would you consider buying this bag? It seems like it would lead to an increase in drunken disputes and all-out mommy brawls. Is that a bad thing? Nope, not at all.
