Getting turnt UP on the weekends is a ritual that should extend far beyond the golden years of college. But just like some colleges are better at partying than others, so too are cities. Who wants to live in a lame metropolis with limited nightlife?! What a total...

You need a city brimming with crazy party potential, such as...

[NOTE: Feel free to listen to the "Jersey Shore" theme song while reading about the cities that go harder than the rest]

1. Miami, FL

Remember "Jersey Shore" Season 2? If you don't, then please go... 

...because you've obviously made some bad choices if you can't remember the sophomore season! The crew leaves Jersey and heads to Miami where the party gets even wilder. All you need to know about Miami is contained in this song:

See you on the next plane out!

2. Chicago, IL

Yes, the winter is freezing, but the nightlife is always hot. Wicker Park, the hipster hood, knows how to throw down with the best of them. If a sports bar is what you crave, then you belong in Wrigleyville! And, if you really want to go (and maybe get) hard, head to Boystown, the first officially recognizes gay village in the United States!

Go hard to get hard y'all!

3. New Orleans, LA

With more bars per capita than anywhere else in the United States, NOLA knows how to DRINK! Whether you're there for Mardi Gras, or just a random weekend, you better be DTPH (down to party HARD). Bourbon Street is fantastic, but the locals head to Bar Tonique to get their drink on. 

4. San Juan, Puerto Rico

The weather here is perfect. The only thing better is the insane nightlife. This place has it all! Whether you're looking for a romantic getaway at an all-inclusive resort or a place to start drinking at 2pm, you'll find it in Puerto Rico's capital city. We also hear that San Juan throws one hell of a New Year's Eve party. Any takers for 2017?!

5. Austin, TX

Great live music. Fantastic college down. Good beer. Grab the cowboy boots and head on down to Texas y'all!

You may actually end up staying forever. Austin is THAT cool!

6. Las Vegas, NV

You probably saw this one coming, but what can I say? Las Vegas is one of the party capitals of the world. Between gambling, seeing shows, and drinking (ON THE STREET), you can't turn a corner without feeling the festive vibe. Be sure to check out Britney's "Piece of Me" (shameless plug from a diehard fan).