First, we visited Orange County in sunny California. 

Then we took a flight, first class of course, back east to the tough streets of New York City.

When winter got to us, we headed south to Atlanta, where the personalities were bigger than ever. 

Next, we took a limo alway to New Jersey, where sh*t got real.

Finally, it was back to California, but this time, we went big (lips) in the 90210.

It should be noted we also made pitstops in Miami, D.C., Potomac, and Dallas. We've travelled quite a bit since 2006, since "The Real Housewives" franchise launched. But once you catch the travel-bug, it's imposible to stop. Here's where we're hoping to land next, and encounter new Housewives who are just as Real and just as INSANE!

1. Chicago

The only thing colder than a Chicago winter is the icy stare of a rich Chicago housewife. It's about time we got some midwestern realness in the franchise. The demeanors of these women seem so sweet, but as every Housewife fan knows, looks can be deceiving. 

2. New Orleans

Mardi Gras may come once a year, but there's a party in New Orleans happening 356 days a year, and we want to watch every second of it. If you can't handle the heat, get off of Bourbon St. hunni!

3. San Francisco

Where bohemian artsy types meet very rich tech types, San Francisco is a hodgepodge of eclectic culture. The stars will abhor the term "housewife," because they're all working for at least six separate startups. Who knows? Maybe the next Facebook will be developed before our very eyes during a fight between whose husband owns Silicon Valley more.

4. Portland

Portland is home to the hipsters, the cool weirdos, and coffeeshops that are harder to get into than the hottest clubs in Manhattan. These housewives will be wearing outfits that scream "thrift-shop," but actually cost $5000. The music featured on the show will be from the most indie bands ever. We're excited, but not too excited, because being too enthusiastic isn't cool. 

5. Boston

Half of the episodes will be filmed at Red Sox games because, of course these women have season tickets. The other half will feature women yelling loudly at each other in thick Boston accents over pint glasses of chardonnay. (That's pronounced Shaad-annay)

6. Las Vegas

Gambling? Check. Dazzling nightclubs? Check. Alcohol? Check. Alcohol on the streets? Double check. The wild reality basically writes itself.