Unicorn Horn Dildos Exist And Apparently They'll Give You 'The Most Magical Orgasms'

For whatever reason, unicorn-inspired products have become one of this year's defining trends. Maybe it says something about our collective longing to escape to a fantasy world, but seriously—compare this year's hottest items thus far and you'll see that people are flat-out obsessed with things that remind them of unicorns. 

First, the beauty world got overrun with "unicorn" stuff, like Too Faced's holographic Unicorn Tears lipstick (which is still sold out) and glittery unicorn soap. Then, the trend bled over into foods with the rainbow unicorn hot chocolate and other highly Instagrammable treats. 

As Glamour pointed out, the latest victim of the unicorn trend has been...drumroll please...the sex toy industry!

We present to you: Unicorn horn dildos, the perfect gift for anyone who's been dreaming about being penetrated by a magical horse's headgear.

Geeky Sex Toys, which specializes in toys "for the naughty nerd," makes the handmade, 7.5-inch dildos in three colors: Pink pearl, purple pearl, and white pearl. They retail for $50 each.

"This legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms," reads the description. "The suction cup allows for more adventurous role play creating your very own fairy tale ending."

It was only a matter of time before someone made a sex toy inspired by unicorns, because that's just how the world works with these types of viral trends. (See also: Geeky Sex Toys' "Pokémoan" dildos, which debuted amidst the Pokémon GO craze.)

If you're not into Geeky Sex Toys' model, don't worry, the internet has plenty of other options:

Split Peaches also sells unicorn horn dildos, which go for $38 to $115 and come in multiple sizes and colors.

Lovehoney sells a wand with a removable silicone unicorn head for $119.99.

And because you're going to need some lube for all that self-loving, Wet offers donut-flavored "Unicorn Spit" for $14.99.

TBH, is there anything people won't make into a sex toy these days? On second thought, maybe don't answer that question.