If This is the New iPhone Design, You're Definitely Going to Want One!

Damn you Apple! Every time you release a new iPhone, you burn a serious hole in my already meager bank account.

I take it back, Apple. You don't suck. In fact, I'm obsessed with everything you do, including the next iPhone!

Let's back up. Apple hasn't yet officially released plans for the next iteration of the greatest smartphone on earth, but the company DID file a patent! What's more is that this patent included a sketch:

Looks pretty snazzy right? Here's what the patent had to say about the new product, which I'm assuming is the new iPhone:

A consumer electronic product includes at least a transparent housing and a flexible display assembly enclosed within the transparent housing. In the described embodiment, the flexible assembly is configured to present visual content at any portion of the transparent housing.

Flexible display? Transparent housing? To be honest, I don't even fully understand what those terms mean, but I'm SUPER into them. 

The screen appears to be wrap-around. Maybe that's what the "flexible display" is referring to? I don't know. All I know is that I need Apple to drop this new phone now so I can get my hands on it! Who's with me?!