WATCH: Snake Bites Lady Trying to Kiss Him!!

We'd like to introduce you to a dumbass in Thailand who tried to kiss a snake... and her ass got bitten!

A real snake, y'all. Stop with the dirty thinking.

Horrifying video shows the woman at a snake show, playing with a python when she puckered up and went it for the kiss. But the snake wasn't having it and SNAPPED! It sunk its teeth right into her nose.

OUCH!

She's lucky she only needed stitches. Just stupid.

Watch the craziness for yourself... smh