Which Disney Princess Would Win The Hunger Games?
If I had magical powers, I would make The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins sit down with master animator, Walt Disney, to create a crossover Quarter Quell featuring the Disney Princesses.
Unfortunately, I have no such powers. But I do have a wild imagination! Here's how I see a Disney Hunger Games going down:
7th place: Cinderella from District 8
District 8 is where textiles and clothing are made. Cinderella spent years making clothes for her step-sisters and, of course, becomes a beautiful princess all because of a fashionable glass slipper. But since the fairy godmother won't be in the arena with her, Cinderella will die early on.
6th place: Snow White from District 12
District 12 is a mining town (that's what the Dwarfs do!), and apart from Katniss, Peeta, and Haymitch, has never produced a champion. Snow White will fall into that losing category. She'll have 7 dwarf sponsors, but will make a dumb mistake of eating a mysterious, poisonous fruit placed by the Gamemakers.
5th place: Mulan from District 2
District 2 is known for weapon-making and fighting. Mulan was definitely a heavy favorite at the games. In fact, she was given a preliminary score of 12, which wowed many sponsors. But such a high score puts a target on her back, making her priority #1 amongst the tributes, leading to her early, yet unfortunate death.
4th place: Belle from District 7
District 7 is where paper and lumber are produced. Paper means books, and I feel like Belle would go wherever the books are. She is a very smart woman, and will certainly know how to survive in the Arena. However, she's not exactly the violent type, and when confronted by a more bloodthirsty tribute, will most definitely die.
3rd place: Ariel from District 4
District 4 specializes in water and fishing, making it perfect for Ariel. If the Arena is of the water variety, Ariel will most certainly do well. Plus, she knows how to stay very very quiet. But I have a feeling she'll fall in love with one of the lesser male contestants who died earlier and sacrifice herself to be with him forever.
3rd place: Elsa from District 13
District 13 features nuclear technology, which is pretty much the same level of power as Elsa's magical ice. She will do quite well in the Arena, transforming her magic and ability to turn off her emotions into dangerous weapons. How will she die? Getting distracted by belting out a fierce tune.
2nd place: Pocahontas from District 7
As previously stated, District 7 is where paper and lumber are produced, and since Pocahontas lived in the forest, 7 is her home. Here's why she does so well: 1) she appeals to many different kinds of people 2) she's a savvy negotiator 3) she can talk to trees and animals 4) she knows how to survive in the wild. Why doesn't she win? Well, she should have, but you'll see why she lost to our champion in a second.
Champion: Jasmine from District 1
District 1 is all about luxury, and Jasmine certainly fits the stereotype. Honestly, she shouldn't win. She doesn't really have the strength of the other princesses. What's her secret? This girl used a genie and wished to win. Even in the Arena, the power of the genie makes her wish come true. Congratulations Jasmine...I guess.