Which "Mean Girls" Table Would Each Disney Princess Sit At?

One of the fetchest scenes from "Mean Girls" is when Janice Ian breaks down the social hierarchy of cafeteria tables for Cady Heron.

If you've been to high school, then you know just how true this summary is. Where and who you sat with at lunch meant EVERYTHING. So, given my love of all things Disney, I decided to figure out where each of our favorite princesses (and a few other Disney characters) would have eaten lunch at North Shore High School...

Freshmen - Snow White and Cinderella

This is where the basic b*tches sat, and these two are about as basic as you can get.

ROTC Guys - Mulan

Like the boys of ROTC, Mulan is heading towards a life in the military. I'm willing to bet she could take all the guys sitting at the table with her.

Preps - Christopher Robin

That polo shirt speaks for itself.

JV Jocks - Kronk

He's strong-ish. But you know this dude isn't going to make the cut for varsity. He definitely needs to start working that muscle between his ears a bit more.

Asian Nerds - Belle

I get that Belle isn't Asian (can we please get some more diversity Disney?!), but she definitely would've fit in with a nerdier crowd.

Cool Asians - Maleficent

I honestly don't know what race Maleficent is. All I know is that her cool factor surpasses that of all other Disney characters combined. She makes green fire for crying out loud!

Varsity Jocks - Hercules

Those muscles aren't just glamour muscles, though we do like to look.

Unfriendly Black Hotties - Jasmine

Jasmine isn't black, but she belongs with the unfriendlier group. That girl will verbally slice you before you can even open your mouth.

Girls Who Eat Their Feelings - Tiana

Tiana doesn't really eat her feelings, but she would definitely provide the food for those who do.

Girls Who Don't Eat Anything - Meg

I'm not saying she's got an eating issue, but like, that waist doesn't come from a normal diet.

Desperate Wannabes - Ariel

Her show-stopping song is all about wanting to be a part of someone else's world. We get it Ariel! You want to be human and popular with Prince Eric. Did some girl on land punch you, and you thought it was awesome?

Burnouts - Aurora

She sleeps all the time. Enough said.

Sexually Active Band Geeks - Anna

She's really into finding a prince. She claims it's about love, but we're guessing that after all those years locked in the castle, Anna is horny AF.

The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet - Pocahontas

Kind and strong, Pocahontas belongs here.

The Worst (the Plastics) - Tinker Bell

You KNOW Tinker Bell is the Regina George of Disney.