WTF?! Woman Quit Her Job To Breastfeed Her Grown Ass Boyfriend

In today's installment of "White People Do the Darnedest Things," a chick near Atlanta actually quit her day job, so she could sit at home all day and breastfeed her man full time.

Yes, breastfeed. Straight up breastfeeding. Like a baby.

“When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious,” Jennifer Mulford told the NY Post.

Check this out though, Jennifer hasn't had a baby in over 20 years. So, she and her bosom buddy are tricking her body into producing milk by doing a "dry feed" every two hours.

Now, if you're a mom and have ever attempted breastfeeding, that probably just made you grab your breasts and cringe. In the beginning, that shit is painful. So painful that some moms can't even go through with it. 

But Jen and her man say they're down for the pain, all in the name of love. “We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship—a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve," Brad Leeson said. 

Uh... if you say so.

The crazier part, is these mofos aren't the only ones. It's actually a growing community called ABR -- "Adult Breastfeeding Relationship." The have a Facebook page and everything dedicated to hooking up couples who are down for some boob action.

“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else," Jen said. "So I knew I would enjoy it.”