Don't nobody got time to unwrap something you sewed or knitted together. Seriously. Check out the homemade Crown Royal boxers a mother gave her son. Where is he gonna wear
Everything that glitters ain't gold...well it might be gold plated. Why did you give fake jewelry that can't get wet or turns the skin green?!!! #WhoDoesThat
If the way to a man (or woman's) heart is through their stomach, you need to make a U-turn. You know the type of person who gifts homemade dishes because
If you got something and went WTF? Why would they give me a granny nightgown? It was probably a re-gift. They know it. You know it. But now what? #ReturnToSender
Oh look, something shiny. Hope you came to your senses before you gave one of those generic, multi-color make up kits. Not all makeup is created equal and women take
The look you give when someone gives you a Christmas card with nothing but a cheesy Hallmark saying on the inside. #ShowMeTheMoney #TheyreStillMad #YouCouldaPutAtLeast 20BucksInThere