You’ve become a pro at changing the topic when your date begins to dive into questions about your family. You’re not here for none of those shenanigans. Nope!

Dive too

deep, and you might really fall. That’s a no-no for you.

Dry spells are bad for business, so you’ve always got your Tinder profile on deck and ready to come in clutch to help you find that new-new.

You absolutely despise

being alone, and you feel the need to always be on the go with someone. When you’re a serial dater, you’re not down to spend your time alone in Singledom.

The absolute best part about dating someone is that period between first meeting and deciding that you want to actually date that person. You’re pretty much addicted to this “honeymoon

phase.”

 The freshness of kicking it with an attractive, smart person is your sh*t, and you don’t deny it.

Plus you love having someone dote all over you. Who wouldn’t?

The benefit of having so many dating prospects for you is that not a moment of your free time is left dull. There’s always someone to text or to make

plans with.

You love that you have options, but in reality, if you can’t bare being alone, you’re an attention seeker obsessed with the chase.

You and the guy you met at the grocery store a few months ago were doing ya’lls thing in the bedroom when you accidently called out the name of the

guy you met at the gym 6 months ago.

Oops! Thank God, you had a quick recovery for that, but damn! You know you’re a serial dater when you have

so many dating prospects that you can’t even get their names straight. 

When that amazing person who you’ve been seeing for the last year asked you after the movies last night about taking things to the next level, you nearly sh*t your

pants.

The look on your face said it all, and you could tell he was concerned for you as you began to hyperventilate.

Commitment is horrifying to you, as

you’ve been burned, and burned BAD. 

You and that one chick have been seeing each other for some time and things are starting to get a little stale. You can’t bare another hook up at her

place anymore, and you’ve begun to look elsewhere for fun.

Unfortunately, your excessive need to change it up, isn’t at all new.

You don’t care if ya’ll hit up a reggae club or the poolhall. You’re down for it all!

You’re here for the rush and the fun. No surprise here.

If you could've named yourself, “fun” would be your middle name. Going out on the town with a new attractive, bae is the name of your game, and it’s the

rush that you’re constantly seeking.

You’re not into getting deep with folk. “Just show me a good time,” is your motto.

Other’s don’t really get your lifestyle and you’re cool with that. You’ve been called everything in the book, from “freak” to “nympho,” but you just shrug them all off.

Doing

you and remembering to wave bye to your haters is what you do best and all in a day’s work.