For you, most public blunders and fishy celebrity deaths are all at the heart of government conspiracies. You’re basically the government conspiracy connoisseur, and no one can tell you any

different.

When people bold enough to confront you with questions about whether you really believe the hype, you hit them with your classic response that, “It’s not a conspiracy if

it’s true.”

Playing the victim is what you do best, whether it’s with your family or even at your job. You don’t discriminate.

Don’t let anyone reject you or tell you that

they can’t help you with something because if they do, it's a wrap. You can't help but to feel targeted. SMH.

 “I can’t win for losing,” is your go-to phrase,

and it’s getting old, woadie! #HustleHarder

You went so hard for one of your theories, sending out YouTube videos and articles to everyone in your contact list, but when proof dropped contrary to what you were

backing the entire time, you couldn’t accept the #facts! 

Newsflash: Not everything is a sign or omen. We’ll give you that not everything is a coincidence, buuut when one of your homemade cookies comes out the oven looking like

the face of Reagan, that doesn’t mean that hoods across the country will be subject to another War on Drugs. 

At least, we don't think so.

Prepared ain’t the word! You already have a system in place for when martial law hits your hood like a ton of bricks. You (and whoever supported your bunker idea)

are heading straight to a cabin in the backwoods stocked with canned foods, a garden in the back (so you’re not poisoned to death), and weapons for self-defense.

You’ve been

working on your *plan for years, being that you believe martial law has become the inevitable.

Can’t nobody tell you nothing and the internet is your BFF. Everyone who questions how healthy it is for you to spend that much time alone is a hater, according

to you.

You are completely fine with your love affair with yourself.

You’re pretty much suspect of any and everything that gets a ton of public attention. What is the real tea? That’s what you’re always after, and if it’s praised by

people all over and in the spotlight, then you ain’t f*cking with it, plain and simple.

Sometimes you wonder if the feds are watching you, or if they have a plan to infiltrate your inner-circle to get the 411 on what all you know and any

plans you have to bring the system down.

It’s never been that deep, but you Google randoms that your peeps introduce you to, just in case. You’d rather be safe

than sorry.

The real world frazzles the sh*t out of you with all its problems and injustices, so you’d rather be just pent up in your own domain, free from the drama.

You probably don't watch the news much, either. #ItsTooMuch

If you’re not on your laptop at home, you’re most likely on your iPad. If someone catches you out and about, which is a rarity, then you’re glued to your

cell phone reading and leveling up as much as you can before sh*t hits the fan. #YouStayReady